Fearless Leader rediscovers that Presidential elections are won in the middle. Whadayaknow! Huddling with his minions, he decides he'll need to fool those pesky independents again (oh, bother!):
" 'There have been times when our side, when Democrats aren’t always as flexible as we need to be,' Obama said. 'Sometimes I do get frustrated when I hear folks say, 'You can't make any changes to any government programs.' Well, that can't be right.' "
You can't make this stuff up! But The One sure can make up his stuff, 24/7!