Taranto's end-joke today:
"The Weiners Have a Bun in the Oven
'Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin are . . . expecting their first child,' the New York Times reports. 'The pregnancy, which the couple have disclosed to close friends and family, adds a new dimension to questions about the future of their marriage.'
"We just hope it's a girl. Otherwise, Dad is liable to post photos from the bris all over the Internet, leaving the poor kid to cry that he's been hacked."